30 Flawless Photographs Taken One Second Before the Inevitable

A second before a billion curses.

Let me see if you brushed your teeth.

 And the gates of hell opened...

 It was the best concert ever.

If I cannot have you, Milk, nobody can!

 Nothing can save it.

Owing to a lack of antelopes and zebras, I have to settle for a chickenA 

risk-taker.

 The moment before a snowball fight.

A second before death, and two moments before lunch.

 I’m fed up with your squirming!

 A second after the horse understood it’s not Santa Claus.

A second before... I hope he’s OK.

 I told you Mary should sit behind! She could have balanced us out!

Catch me!

 A moment before someone was fired.

 A bird in the hand is great!

 A moment before a good catch!

 Is it a dog ?!

 Almost got it...

 These girls had two F’s last trimester.

 It turns out flies dance a second before death.

 "You cannot take your pants off on the field!"

"You cannot hold the ball in your hands either!"

 Keep calm, guys, it’s the usual steed shift.

Everyone’s allowed in the pool today!

 I wonder who’s more afraid?

 Dad, catch!

Take your Whiskas. And your camera. It’s my acrobatics workout, don’t you see?

 But remember: whatever happens, let it be for the better!